the movie Geostorm isn't about a Geo Storm

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07/07/2017 at 11:06 • Filed to: None

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but there is this neat Nissan :P

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don’t worry, I got what you desire most!

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! BritishLeyland™ > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 11:17

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What Nissan? All I see is CGI...


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 11:25

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In a world...where imports rule...one sub-brand has what it takes...to take on...the Japanese.

“We can’t build a competitive compact for $15,000, the UAW just won’t budge on retiree benefits!”

With his trust sidekick, Saturn, at his side.

“We’ll build cars in Tennessee...from plastic. It can be done. It must be done.”

He strives to differentiate himself from his parents.

“Chevy, you don’t even understand me! You don’t understand my generation! Am I adopted?”

GEO STORM! Rated PG-13 for mild violence, drug use, and brief nudity in a Taco Bell parking lot.

Spoiler alert: Geo Storm finally admits he’s just a Chevy Storm, then is killed off. Saturn follows shortly thereafter, even though he pled for help from his German cousins.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 11:34

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is this another “world-destruction porn” style movie a la 2012?


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Ash78, voting early and often
07/07/2017 at 11:37

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I am verifiably awesome at doing the “IN A WORLD” movie trailer voice.

I should pursue a career in voice acting.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/07/2017 at 12:10

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ya. I’m sure the statue of liberty will be frozen or tidal waved or earth quaked